“Dealing with parents is a nightmare. Most mothers do not respect a teacher’s point of view... I feel like... slapping such parents”
With no officials to do a headcount, captured monkeys languish in a municipal compound
“At the beginning of every season, I pray that some players will fall ill so I can play, but it never seems to happen”
“Good looks get decent stories. I have practised a special smile for when I meet bureaucrats and politicians”
A financial institution that helps sex workers save money is in danger of shutting down
“In the mating season, a secretion forms on the elephant’s forehead. We have to keep a safe distance.”
Villagers in Warangal have sworn to keep off the bottle till the state of Telangana is carved out
“We get cheated a lot in rental deals. People get to know about the property and then finish the deal themselves”