In Kolkata, an unusually high number of people have been declared ‘insolvent’ so they don’t have to repay their debts.
“When you see trend reports and numbers by United Nations bodies, it is quite possible they have been cooked up by an intern like me.”
Since 1957, Sudhir Vaidya has been meticulously keeping a note of everything related to cricket.
“Once, a chaiwallah at Prithvi Theatre unknowingly walked on to the stage during a performance and asked, ‘Who had asked for tea?’ The actor answered ‘no one’”
“You submit one plan for approval. Then you make your building according to another plan. If... an inspector comes calling, you bribe him”
With no Armenians left in Chennai, an Anglo-Indian takes care of this community’s historic 298-year-old church.
The Kerala government is doing a deft balancing act of selling booze and opening de-addiction centres at the same time.
“Most producers don’t know how to read a script. The development heads in corporate and big production companies are the worst.”
If you want the services of Chennai’s M Samson, all you have to do is log on to tuktastic.com.
“The biggest headache for duty-free staff is requisitions from state chief ministers’ offices... They usually ask for premium bottles of Scotch”