Questions for the Average Man

Here’s Anil Kairvat’s take on movies, extraterrestrial life and condoms

Q How far is the moon?

A 300 km away

Q Is there life on the moon?

A I don’t know, but I think there is on Mars

Q Have you heard of Slumdog Millionaire?

A No

Q Have you heard of IPL?

A No

Q Have you heard of Twenty20?

A Yes. I enjoy it. Uthaa uthaa ke maarte hain. Tests are too slow

Q Who is your favourite actor and actress?

A Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor

Q What is our national anthem?

A Jana Gana Mana

Q Do you know the words?

A Used to. Only know half the anthem now

Q Have you used a condom?

A No. My wife has taken an injection. So there is no need

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Shubhangi Swarup