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Questions for the Average Man
Here’s Anil Kairvat’s take on movies, extraterrestrial life and condoms
Shubhangi Swarup
Shubhangi Swarup
22 Jun, 2009
Here’s Anil Kairvat’s take on movies, extraterrestrial life and condoms
Q How far is the moon?
A 300 km away
Q Is there life on the moon?
A I don’t know, but I think there is on Mars
Q Have you heard of Slumdog Millionaire?
A No
Q Have you heard of IPL?
A No
Q Have you heard of Twenty20?
A Yes. I enjoy it. Uthaa uthaa ke maarte hain. Tests are too slow
Q Who is your favourite actor and actress?
A Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor
Q What is our national anthem?
A Jana Gana Mana
Q Do you know the words?
A Used to. Only know half the anthem now
Q Have you used a condom?
A No. My wife has taken an injection. So there is no need
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