Twist in Bhandarkar’s Tale • Silly Revenge • Getting in the Director’s Hair
When a film’s reference point is bad cinema, you end up with a noxious cipher like this one
No Concessions for Friends • Much Too Media Shy • Enemies Turned Lovebirds
With its formulaic perspective and wishy-washy characters drawn from British sitcoms, this is no Bend It Like Beckham. Or even close