A circus in Burdwan is desperate to keep a female elephant from hearing its wild former lover’s calls.
“Condom is such a dirty word. How could we have discussed it with strangers [in this defunct committee of wives of ministers]?”
“Some of those who drive luxury cars have no respect for smaller vehicles. I often give them torn notes to teach them a lesson.”
A question on his 18 August death anniversary: if Bose died, who was Gumnami Baba?
“Though I am a PA of a Congress minister, my political loyalties lie elsewhere. The trick is to know how to hide such secrets”
“The key to a successful assistant director is finding the balance between getting work done and doing it yourself.”
Ramki Krishnan lives, cooks and hosts foreign travellers for free in a 71 sq ft van in Chennai.
At Burdwan, beggars make so much money that they are lending it out at low interest rates.
“Corruption amongst women in public life is high and increasing. They also get caught because they make stupid mistakes.”
Pensioners at the Andaman Islands get Rs 3,000 worth of foodstuff, but joblessness is rising.