“I have to collect a minimum of Rs 35,000 a month in penalties. Targets often turn railway officials cruel”
“People come to me with problems that range from a painful wart to marital disputes. They come to me once other options have failed them”
“My mother would pray I’d leave the job. She’d tell me family and friends were not happy that I was bartending”
“It is not an easy job. Unlike men, women want more than just a good time. They want someone to hear them out and be patient...”
“In gaming tournaments, I have seen kids barking at each other, having physical fights. I have seen keyboards thrown...”
“Dealing with parents is a nightmare. Most mothers do not respect a teacher’s point of view... I feel like... slapping such parents”
“At the beginning of every season, I pray that some players will fall ill so I can play, but it never seems to happen”
“Good looks get decent stories. I have practised a special smile for when I meet bureaucrats and politicians”
“In the mating season, a secretion forms on the elephant’s forehead. We have to keep a safe distance.”
“We get cheated a lot in rental deals. People get to know about the property and then finish the deal themselves”