“Many people who have eaten Sanjeev Kapoor’s food aren’t impressed. But the man can rake in TRPs and sell books.”
“Condom is such a dirty word. How could we have discussed it with strangers [in this defunct committee of wives of ministers]?”
“Some of those who drive luxury cars have no respect for smaller vehicles. I often give them torn notes to teach them a lesson.”
“Though I am a PA of a Congress minister, my political loyalties lie elsewhere. The trick is to know how to hide such secrets”
“The key to a successful assistant director is finding the balance between getting work done and doing it yourself.”
“Corruption amongst women in public life is high and increasing. They also get caught because they make stupid mistakes.”
“While escaping from Tibet to India, it is common to lose one’s eyesight or a leg, due to the thick snow we have to travel in.”
“We go out and get drug addicts to cut up the bodies. Since they are doped, they do not mind. We pay them a little for their dose.”
“After a while, massaging a body becomes an addiction. On my off day, my mind keeps saying, ‘Give me a body to massage.’”
“Eye-gouging only happens when the lazier slum-dwellers, who would rather beg than work, request the operation.”