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Confessions
Confessions of a Chef
“Many people who have eaten Sanjeev Kapoor’s food aren’t impressed. But the man can rake in TRPs and sell books.”
Confessions of a Population Control Committee Member
“Condom is such a dirty word. How could we have discussed it with strangers [in this defunct committee of wives of ministers]?”
Confessions of a Toll Booth Collector
“Some of those who drive luxury cars have no respect for smaller vehicles. I often give them torn notes to teach them a lesson.”
Confessions of a Minister’s PA
“Though I am a PA of a Congress minister, my political loyalties lie elsewhere. The trick is to know how to hide such secrets”
Confessions of an assistant director
“The key to a successful assistant director is finding the balance between getting work done and doing it yourself.”
Confessions of an Anti-Corruption Bureau Officer
“Corruption amongst women in public life is high and increasing. They also get caught because they make stupid mistakes.”
Confessions of a Tibetan Monk
“While escaping from Tibet to India, it is common to lose one’s eyesight or a leg, due to the thick snow we have to travel in.”
Confessions of a Postmortem Room Attendant
“We go out and get drug addicts to cut up the bodies. Since they are doped, they do not mind. We pay them a little for their dose.”
Confessions of a Weight Loss Centre Masseuse
“After a while, massaging a body becomes an addiction. On my off day, my mind keeps saying, ‘Give me a body to massage.’”
Confessions of a Slum Tour Guide
“Eye-gouging only happens when the lazier slum-dwellers, who would rather beg than work, request the operation.”
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