“I hadn’t appeared for the exams on two previous occasions because I had been gaming and not studying”
“I had a stall outside Mantralaya. After two years, BMC officials told me to move out, as this was a ‘sensitive’ area”
“Many Indian tourists are more interested in shopping. The French are uptight and snobbish”
“Army teams play rough, and in matches against civilian teams, umpires are pressured to rule in their favour”
“A cup of tea costs Rs 8 to 15 in cities. For the same amount, one can travel 50 to 120 km on Indian trains”
“The contractor does not give us boots or gloves. We go down there in our underwear, holding our breath”
“Many singers can’t even sing. Their voices are changed by our work, so anybody can sound like Whitney”
“There are many companies that lie and fudge figures while the credit rating process is going on”
“I would never write stories that can be adapted to Bollywood flicks. Over my dead body”
“More trade vessels are coming to Indian ports. That means more chances of things going wrong”