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Revenge of the two mighty rivers of India

The government’s eight-point initiative on Kashmir is not enough. The idea of autonomy is finding resonance even at the extremes of the Indian political spectrum.

“In short, a PR professional has to be thick-skinned and have a fetish for rude and unprofessional behaviour.”

“Sometimes, doctors demand hospital equipment. There are instances of entire hospitals built through industry support.”

At the age of 20, in three weeks, he hit three triple-centuries, of which one was nearly a quadruple.

“Aspiring writers can be megalomaniacs. A published book is a trophy in their hands, yet another achievement on their biodata.”

Lax enforcement has led to Indian weightlifters regularly testing positive for banned substances.

We couldn’t prise the patented haleem recipe of out of anyone’s lips. But here’s a version

“Some clients are delusional about their personality and looks, and get offended when we match them with similar people.”

Wayne Rooney’s romp with a prostitute while his wife was pregnant is the latest in an indeterminably long line of marital indiscretions by high-profile football players.