A Little Too Tongue-in-Cheek

A Little Too Tongue-in-Cheek • Sequel Woes, in 3D • The Sharks of the Trade

A few days before his 28th birthday last week, Ranbir Kapoor made an appearance on the sets of a popular television talent hunt show to promote his new film Anjaana Anjaani. And found himself on the receiving end of some…uh….awkward and unwanted affection from Anu Malik.

An eye-witness reveals that the set fell silent when the composer (who is a judge on the show) excitedly ran to the young actor and licked cake off his face in full public view, just moments after Ranbir’s director friend Siddharth Anand had smeared some of the gooey birthday cake on his face. Too stunned to react, Ranbir is believed to have stood there momentarily, processing what had just happened, until Anu himself broke the silence, dismissing the gesture as a joke.

“It’s not like one could doubt Anu’s orientation, when every other day you see him pawing the poor girls working as assistants on the show,” says a member of the unit. “He just got carried away and behaved like an ass.”

John Abraham, it appears, is being bullied into doing a film he’s not particularly interested in. His debut, Jism, may have skyrocketed him into the stratosphere of hunky stars, but the actor had initially showed no interest in appearing in a sequel. But the story goes John has eventually said yes to Jism 2 because he couldn’t say no to Mahesh Bhatt, who called and insisted he do the film.

Bhatt believes Jism 2 just may be the movie that puts John back into the big league after a disappointing run of flops recently. He is also reportedly concerned about the producer’s decision to shoot and release this film in 3D. Bipasha Basu, who starred in the earlier film, has not been approached for the sequel. She has told close friends she was relieved when she learnt the producers were planning to cast a newcomer in the female lead, and was embarrassed by the idea of making the film in 3D.

Now she can’t stop pulling her boyfriend’s leg over the fact that every curve and sinew of his will be magnified on glorious 70mm!

Their over-hyped, over-priced film may have been a dud at the box-office, but the film’s producer and the studio that released it both made a fat packet off this botched romance. Toplining one of Bollywood’s most popular young actors, the light-eyed dancing sensation, the movie was pitched as an international crossover project filmed mostly in English, and also starred an exotic Latin American leading lady.

Despite the film’s dismal theatrical performance, the star’s shrewd producer papa made a neat sum from having presold the movie to a ‘big’ local studio, which in turn was also protected financially because it sold the film further at hefty margins to distributors.

And yet, when it comes to paying those who worked on the film, neither the film’s producer nor the studio is willing to dig into their deep pockets. A reputed publicity designer who created the film’s poster design, CD covers, hoardings and assorted promotional material has been running between the producer and studio, urging them to pay him the Rs 40 lakh that is owed to him.

Each party insists the money must be recovered from the other. Easily Rs 50 crore richer on the movie, the bald producer has said all bills must be cleared by the studio that took over the movie. The studio, in turn, says the producer must pay since he commissioned the job in the first place.

For all the talk of corporatisation and transparency in dealings, the sad truth is that Bollywood still operates mostly on credit, and there are enough sharks that will exploit professionals who continue to defer their fees and work ‘in good faith’.

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