Twitter Award: Ram Gopal Varma

Bollywood loves simplicity. Things like ‘woman was made from the rib of man’ or ‘every cloud has a silver lining’. Followers of Indian celebs on Twitter will find their timelines inundated with inane updates of the kind.

Bollywood loves simplicity. Things like ‘woman was made from the rib of man’ or ‘every cloud has a silver lining’. Followers of Indian celebs on Twitter will find their timelines inundated with inane updates of the kind. But among them is one who shines like a beacon. One who does pseudo so well that the others may as well go back to Orkut. This is Ram Gopal Varma, and he tells us so many, many things we don’t know. His light shines upon subjects ranging from God to man to woman to animal. In one 15-hour stretch, he covered everything. 

»‘Gods biggest mistake was creating himself.’

»‘The bottomline truth is that Man created god and god created none.’

»‘Unknowingly a woman creates a man nd knowingly a man desecrates a woman.’

»‘Behind evry successful man there’s always a woman who alwys tld hm he’s wrong nd bhnd evry successful woman there’s a man who hates her guts.’

»‘U can’t soar like an eagle if u are surrounded with turkeys.’

Especially if you’re in the frozen section, Ramu.